For Fun… Science vs God

Posted on October 5, 2011 by


There was a group of scientists, and they were all sitting
around discussing which one of them was going to go to
God and tell Him that they didn't need Him anymore.
Finally,  one of the scientists volunteered and went to go
tell God He was no longer needed.

So the scientist says to God, "God, you know, a bunch of
us have been thinking and I've come to tell You that we
really don't need You anymore.  I mean, we've been
coming up with great theories and ideas, we've cloned
sheep, and we're on the verge of cloning humans.  So as
You can see, we really don't need You."

God nods understandingly and says, "I see.  Well, no hard
feelings.  But before you go let's have a contest.  What d'ya

The scientist says, "Sure I'm all for it.  What kind of

God answers, "A man-making contest."

The scientist, "Sure! No problem." The scientist bends
down and picks up a handful of dirt and says:  "Okay, I'm

And God says, "No, no.  You go get your own dirt."
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